The Kessel Run (in 12 parsecs)


moviestuff:

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.


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    I’M WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW.
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    This is proof that my “Lack of Han” theory is correct. No Han = shitty Star Wars.
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    lolz. that’s my man. i may or may not be planning on being him next year for halloween……creepy? maybe. bad ass?...
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    I was always more of a Luke kinda gal, but Han is pretty badass at this part.
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    One of the many reasons why Han Solo is the fucking man where Star Wars is concerned. None of the whiney “But I wanted...
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    counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:...shoot the motherfucker !
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    stevewhitaker: So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han...
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    kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker: So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there,...
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    moviestuff:stevewhitaker:
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    So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off...
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    Yup. And shoot first.
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    Dispara enseguida, como Han.
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    So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off...
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    Oh hells yes. Be like Han.
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    So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off...
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    my fucking life.
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    stevewhitaker: So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han...
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    You can be my wingman anytime Ewok.
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    That’s not the point. The point is that dude’s first reaction to the most feared person in the Galaxy was to whip out...
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    But Han failed to kill Vader. Are you saying your life is one fail after the next?
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    That’s a good point.
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    Reblogged for truth, justice, and the fact that I watched Empire Strikes Back last night
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    So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off...
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    Someone should preach this at a church. I would run around screaming ” AMEN, AMEN, AMEN”
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    John Sheppard took this to heart. Ah. Precious action heroes and their action heroes.
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    Robot Chicken actually did that as sketch, but I prefer Voltaire’s scenario. “3P0, have you considered the fact you...
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    Now, that is one dinner I’d like to sit in on. That’s right, all you rebels are vegan anarchists.
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    Han is hot as hell.
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    What a beast. His first instinct, is to shoot first.
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    stevewhitaker:So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han...
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    That’s what Han does, he’s a BAMF. When Leia says “I love you” at the end of Empire Strikes Back as Han is about to be...
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    A badass if ever there was one.
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    Yeah Lucas, remember when you used to rip off Westerns and Samurai movies? You were much better. Hell, you didn’t even...
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    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Han Solo might be even more badass than Indiana Jones or Rick Deckard. MAYBE.
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    All I can say is YES, MOTHERFUCKER. YES. This shall forever be my way of life. Be Like Han. All I can say
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    Man, I need to watch these again.
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